yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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