thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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