in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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