just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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