She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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