dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Found the puke drawer
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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