did you get engaged???
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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