dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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