Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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