how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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