Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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