Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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