So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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