IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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