I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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