But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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