my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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