he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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