I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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