VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
should my penis look like a turkey
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My feet surprised me
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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