I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
