Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
