Yo dont text me then not text me
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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