Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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