we made out on top of his cat.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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