So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He shit in the fireplace
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