We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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