I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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