More tranny stories later!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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