Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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