oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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