Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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