i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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