You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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