You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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