idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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