She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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