Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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