would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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