fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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