I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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