Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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