Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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