ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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