Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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