how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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