I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
