Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just forgot I was standing up.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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