i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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