What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You're a waste of cheezeits
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
